Mark Zuckerberg and Wife Expecting Another Lizard Baby

In a recent Facebook post, Facebook founder and confirmed lizard person Mark Zuckerberg announced that his wife is pregnant with their second baby.

Priscilla and I are happy to share we’re expecting another baby girl!

Congrats. I wonder how many lizards in a human suit she will be?

After our difficult experience having Max, we weren’t sure what to expect or whether we’d be able to have another child. When Priscilla and I first found out she was pregnant again, our first hope was that the child would be healthy. My next hope was that it would be a girl. I cannot think of a greater gift than having a sister and I’m so happy Max and our new child will have each other.

Being a girl kinda sucks honestly. Godspeed Zuckerbaby. The world is hell.

Zuckerberg goes on to talk about all that he learned growing up with two sisters, and all that his wife, Priscilla Chan, learned from growing up with sisters as well. I grew up with two sisters and all I have ever learned growing up is that I could never be alone, not even in the shower, but aight.

We are all better people because of the strong women in our lives — sisters, mothers and friends. We can’t wait to welcome our new little one and do our best to raise another strong woman.

Good luck lizard child.

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