Rihanna’s New Man Isn’t Drake

Poor Drake. Rihanna left him in New York to host the NBA Awards and jetted off to Spain to make out with Hassan Jameel.

Who is Hassan Jameel? Well, first off, he’s not Oklahoma City Thunder center Enes Kanter.

Relax Lol… that ain't me in that pool with her
y'all fools for that haha 😂😂

— Enes FREEDOM (@EnesFreedom) June 27, 2017

He is, however, a Saudia Arabian businessman from a right family. How rich? “The rights to sell Toyota cars in Saudia Arabia” rich. He’s also friends with Naomi Campbell because when you’re rich, supermodels are always your best friend.

Here’s what a source told The Sun about the relationship:

“This relationship is the real deal. Rihanna has told friends she’s in love with him and seems completely smitten.

“They’ve been spending a lot of time together away from prying eyes and are really serious. They’re really enjoying each others’ company.”

Given Rihanna’s dating history, it seems a bit presumptuous to start making wedding plans, but good for this guy. No one knew him a week ago, and now he’s dating one of the biggest pop stars in the world. He’s also making Drake jealous, which is always fun and leads to sad Drake music.

And good for Rihanna, she’s found someone who isn’t Drake or Chris Brown.

Enes Kanter would have been a better option, though.