Ashton Kutcher is Not Dating His Cousin

Do you spend as much time thinking about Ashton Kutcher’s sex life as I do? I ain’t too proud to admit it. That dude had a roller coaster relationship with a smoking hot older lady. Then he moved on to have a serious relationship with one of the most interesting actresses in Hollywood. He still finds time to cultivate hot rumors that he’s banging interesting starlets. That’s where the tabloids come in.

When Star magazine reported that Ashton was cheating on his wife, Mila Kunis, they probably thought the story was over and done with.”Hey Ashton! Who’s the girl?” the pink and white caption read on their story. Ashton told them it was his cousin. Classic.

Kutcher later through some serious shade at Star. “Sorry aunt Jodie these magazines lack integrity,” he tweeted. I’m sure Aunt Jodie is going to stop reading them immediately.

Ashton and Mila are still happily married though, despite photo evidence to the contrary.

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