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Aaron Carter Wants to Date 4-Year-Old Chloe Grace Moretz

In his latest attention seeking move, Aaron Carter is trying to secure a date with Chloe Grace Moretz. Why? Well, Moretz is pretty hot, so I can’t blame him. But it really comes down to Moretz having a crush on Carter when she was 4. Yup. At 4-years-old, Moretz, who barely knew the difference between boys and girls at the time, liked Carter.

She had probably just seen the How I Beat Shaq video featuring a 14-year-old Carter and was like, “he’s cute.” She also probably also thought Gordo from Lizzie McGuire and Timmy Turner from Fairly Odd Parents were cute. She was 4. She didn’t know what the hell she was saying.

This didn’t stop Carter from pulling from half-court.

It should be noted that Carter recently admitted that he likes men and broke up with his girlfriend. Note to Aaron Carter, if you’re going to admit that you like men while you’re in a relationship with a girl, your next significant other has to be a man. You can’t date women all your life, end a 10-month relationship because you claim to like guys, and then keep dating girls. When you say you like someone of the same sex, you have to date that sex to prove it true. Otherwise, we all think you were just looking for a way out of your relationship and used “I’m bisexual” as an excuse.

We all think that anyway. Now prove us wrong by hooking up with Lance Bass.

It’s unlikely that Moretz will give Carter the time of day given that she liked him 16 years ago when she didn’t know any better. Plus, Carter is clearly confused by his sexuality and has health problems that include being super stressed and lactose intolerant.

Still, it’s hard to not admire Aaron Carter. It’s 2017 and he’s the most relevant early 2000’s pop star other than Justin Timberlake. He beat out all the Backstreet Boys. He’s going something right.

  • Cincigirl

    Total junkie trying to deflect blame.

  • gspdark1

    he’s def on meth

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