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Blac Chyna Wants Millions From Rob Kardashian for Her Nude Pictures

Apparently $20,000 a month in child support isn’t enough for Blac Chyna, as TMZ is reporting she’s demanding millions of dollars in a settlement from Rob Kardashian for posting nude pictures of her on the internet. She knows this guy sells socks for a living right? She appears to be mad she’s lost ad deals with weight loss companies because the pictures reveal her post-baby figure is more a result of some nip and tuck than setting down the fork.

Rob Kardashian has been working hard to live up to the standards his father set by hanging out with upstanding citizens such as O.J. Simpson and Alan Dershowitz, a man who once said torture should be legal as long as you have a warrant. So you hear that? If you want me to watch Rob & Chyna, you’re going to need a warrant. Kardashian started this whole thing when he posted nude pictures of Blac Chyna on social media because she sent him a video of her in bed with another man.

Okay, so neither of these two geniuses are the hero of the piece, are they? I’m not even sure what Blac Chyna is famous for, but I’m pretty sure it’s dating Rob Kardashian and then cheating on Rob Kardashian. Oh, Google tells me she’s a stripper which… yeah, that scans. If I had to guess “what does Rob Kardashian’s girlfriend do?” stripper would be high on the list.

The former couple have one child, Dream. What do you think little Dream Kardashian’s first word will be, “mama” or “douchebag”?

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