James Woods Forgot He Tried to Pick Up a 16-Year-Old

Armie Hammer stars in Call Me By Your Name, a gay romance in which his 24-year-old character dates at 17-year-old.

Decrepit pearl clutcher James Woods, 70, caught wind of this and though it was dis-gusting. He tweeted out, “As they quietly chip away the last barriers of decency,” and tagged it with #NAMBLA, the North American Man Boy Love Association.

James Woods’ age-addled swiss cheese brain forgot that he used to date a 19-year-old when he was 59. No worries, though. Hammer was kind enough to remind everyone.

Note that after he broke up with Ashley Madison at 66, he started dating 20-year-old Kristen Bauguess. And if arbitrarily determined age demarcations of adulthood is the line you set for yourself, Amber Tamblyn has you covered too.

Tamblyn tweeted out that Woods tried to pick her and her friend up at a restaurant when she was young. When she told him she was 16, he said, “Even better.”

Naturally, Woods blocked Armie Hammer on Twitter because out of sight, out of mind. He has yet to block Amber Tamblyn. Probably because he’s still trying to slide into her DMs.

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