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Surprise Surprise, Harvey Weinstein Isn’t Taking His Sexual Predator Rehab Seriously

At this point, pretty much every woman who has ever been in a room with Harvey Weinstein has accused him of some sort of inappropriate sexual conduct. Well, aside from Lindsay Lohan. And Harvey Weinstein’s punishment for decades of unchallenged sexual abuse is a stint in one of those upscale rehab centers for rich people, sort of the sex offender version of a liberal arts college offering a course in adult coloring books. But according to Page Six, he isn’t even taking that seriously.

Weinstein was reported to be at an inpatient facility, but our source says he is actually being treated at an intensive outpatient facility, which allows him to spend nights at a hotel. The clinic offers one-on-one counseling and group therapy sessions, among other treatments.

That’s gonna end well. There’s a 0% chance Weinstein invites his therapist over to his hotel room, answers the door in a bath robe and then tells her he’ll make her a movie star if she sucks his dick, right?

The source told us, “In one group therapy session, Harvey arrived 15 minutes late. Then, when it was his turn to speak, he launched into a speech about how this is all a conspiracy against him.”

Oh, crap, he figured it out! If there’s one group that is historically persecuted, it’s rich men in positions of power with the ear of high-level politicians. They just can’t catch a break.

The source added that as others at the clinic shared their personal stories, “Harvey fell asleep in his chair. He was only woken up by the ringing of his smuggled mobile phone [which is banned at the facility] . . . Harvey jolted awake, jumped up, immediately took the call and then ran out of the room.”

It’s cute that Harvey Weinstein seems to think he’s still going to have a career in Hollywood once he finishes “rehab”. It’s like Hillary Clinton still thinking she might some day be president.

Another source close to Weinstein says he is no longer joining group sessions, “for obvious reasons,” but is undergoing individual treatment, and is accompanied at all times by a therapist.

“He insists he never raped or assaulted anyone, and that all the encounters were consensual. He realizes he has acted like an a–hole, but he still insists he’s not a rapist. He does have his phone, but when he is in therapy, he has to give it to someone else,” the source said, adding, “The characterization of what he said and what happened at the group session isn’t true.”

“Acted like an asshole” is a bit of an understatement, isn’t it? It’s like saying Donald Trump isn’t that great of a president or that Barack Obama killed a few innocent people with flying murder robots.

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