Kate Upton Has the Biggest Tennis Balls

Kate Upton is married to a baseball player. So, why is she playing tennis? I don’t know. I’m just happy she is.

As good as she looks, she’s not exactly debunking the “dumb blonde” narrative by wearing heels while playing tennis. They make these things called tennis shoes where the name of the sport you wear them for is literally in the title of the shoe.

This is all part of the “Love Advent” video calendar that still confuses me, but gave us double Kendall Jenner and Emily Ratajkowski playing with pasta.

I don’t know how Upton’s tennis game actually is, but I do know that Anna Kournikova made a nice life for herself looking hot and sucking at tennis. If she ever wants to make some extra money outside of modeling, tennis is a pretty good career path.

Upton is sports royalty right now as it is. With Justin Verlander helping the Houston Astros win the World Series, everyone thinks she’s a good luck charm and not an evil witch who distracted her boyfriend.

Keep up the hard work on the court, Kate. But for the love of God get some proper shoes before you roll an ankle. You’re carrying a lot of weight in the chest area.

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