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Chrissy Teigen Annihilates Clickbait Headlines With Apocalyptic Social Media Clap Back

Chrissy Teigen is sick and tired of people like me crafting clickbait headlines to stories blowing tweets she made out of proportion. I get it, I really do, but I have digital column inches to fill here and if Logan and Jake Paul can’t do stupid bullshit fast enough, then I’m going to have to find a new topic. Why don’t you start there before coming for me, Chrissy? Get the Paul brothers to be dumber and I’ll never have to mention you again. I know, it’s not humanly possible for them to be dumber without some sort of head trauma.

Okay, so what Teigen actually said was this.

I don’t know what she’s talking about, we don’t really blow the things she says out of proportion like that, do we?

Chrissy Teigen Knocks the Falafel Out of Bill O’Reilly over ‘Jesus Christ Superstar’ Comment 

Chrissy Teigen Doesn’t Take Shit From Twitter Trolls, Even on Thanksgiving

I don’t think those are that bad, we’re not all that clickbaity here at The Blemish. I pride myself on the high journalistic standards I apply to the stories I write, and I’m proud we don’t do things like use crass, out-of-context puns in headlines.

Chrissy Teigen Takes a Mouthful of Cream 

Yeah, thanks for that, Chuck. Well, at least I don’t do it.

Who Wants to Come to Sophie Turner’s Sausage Party? 

I need a safe space from my own petard. Someone bring me some adult coloring books and Puppy Bowl dvds. But we are far from the worst offenders here.

Chrissy Teigen And John Legend Just Had The Most Epic Family Vacation 

Chrissy Teigen Has Been Fucking Hilarious On Twitter So Far In 2018 

Chrissy Teigen Roasted The Hell Out Of John Legend’s Birthday Instagram Post For Her 

Chrissy Teigen blasts John Legend for stealing all the phone chargers

Chrissy Teigen Takes Down Bill O’Reilly 

Chrissy Teigen Hilariously Shut Down John Legend’s Request To Break Up 

Yeah, I can see how that would get annoying if you have a Google alert for yourself. But cut us some slack, Chrissy, if this doesn’t work out for me I’m going to have to either write a proper book or get a real job.

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