Someone Build a Wall, Quick, Justin Bieber Is Trying to Become an American

I hate to admit it, but Donald Trump was right. You look away for one second and foreigners come swarming into the country on their moose and steal all the good jobs away from hard-working American douchebags.

I am, of course, talking about Canadian singer Justin Bieber who sneaked across our border to steal our most precious natural resource: Alec Baldwin’s Hot Daughters.

Now, thanks to some (I’m sure Obama-era) amnesty or something, Bieber is applying for American citizenship. Via TMZ:

Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ … Justin has applied for dual citizenship. He’ll retain his Canadian citizenship, but he will become an American citizen as well.

When you think about it, it’s no surprise … J.B. spends most of his time in the U.S. and those ties will only get stronger when he marries Hailey Baldwin. We’re told he has a deep love for the U.S. and an appreciation for this country, where he became extremely rich and successful.

TMZ also outlined the steps Bieber will go through to become a citizen.

As for the process … there are 5 relevant steps:

— Proof he has a right to be in the country. Justin does … he has a green card.

— File USCIS Form N-400 … a formal request to start the naturalization process. BTW, it costs around $700, but we’re guessing he can afford it.

— Background check by the FBI and fingerprinting.

— Citizenship interview. During the interview, Justin will have to answer questions about U.S. history and government and also prove he knows English.

— Appear at an oath ceremony and pledge allegiance to the U.S.

So there’s still hope, I don’t think anyone who sits down to have a conversation with Justin Bieber will want him to be able to vote. And he might not be able to pass that citizenship test. The questions are exceptionally easy civics questions, but he is a total moron. Just unbeliebably stupid. See what I did there?

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