50 Cent Trolls Ja Rule, Buys Hundreds of Front Row Seats at Ja Rule’s Concert Just to Keep Them Empty

You know, with the Mega Millions and Powerball lottos being at a combined $2 billion last week, my girlfriend kept asking me what I’d do if I won all that money. I didn’t really have a good answer because I’d probably just play Red Dead Redemption 2 in a room full of naked women. But as of today, I know exactly what I’d do, and it’s all thanks to 50 Cent.

You see, 50 bought out the front row of a Ja Rule concert just so it would be empty.

$15 a ticket for front row seats, hunh? That’s .38 Special-with-none-of-the-original-members pricing.

50 mocked up some images of the concert for his Instagram, too.

He also posted a video of a woman lighting her crotch on fire. I don’t think it’s related but it’s pretty funny.

The moral of the story is don’t f**k with 50 Cent because he’s not afraid to drop three grand just to mess with your head at one of your shows. And I mean, those seats probably would have been empty even if 50 hadn’t bought them out, he just wanted to be absolutely sure. Also, I think he’s immortal, he’s been shot like ten times or something and he’s healthier than ever, leading me to believe bullets only make him stronger.