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50 Cent Trolls Ja Rule, Buys Hundreds of Front Row Seats at Ja Rule’s Concert Just to Keep Them Empty

You know, with the Mega Millions and Powerball lottos being at a combined $2 billion last week, my girlfriend kept asking me what I’d do if I won all that money. I didn’t really have a good answer because I’d probably just play Red Dead Redemption 2 in a room full of naked women. But as of today, I know exactly what I’d do, and it’s all thanks to 50 Cent.

You see, 50 bought out the front row of a Ja Rule concert just so it would be empty.

$15 a ticket for front row seats, hunh? That’s .38 Special-with-none-of-the-original-members pricing.

50 mocked up some images of the concert for his Instagram, too.

He also posted a video of a woman lighting her crotch on fire. I don’t think it’s related but it’s pretty funny.

The moral of the story is don’t fuck with 50 Cent because he’s not afraid to drop three grand just to mess with your head at one of your shows. And I mean, those seats probably would have been empty even if 50 hadn’t bought them out, he just wanted to be absolutely sure. Also, I think he’s immortal, he’s been shot like ten times or something and he’s healthier than ever, leading me to believe bullets only make him stronger.

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