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Kendall Jenner Is 2018’s Highest Paid Model

Following her sister’s return to having giant fake lips, Kendall Jenner has returned to the top of Forbes’ annual highest paid model list for 2018. For the second year in a row Jenner made more money posting pictures of herself to Instagram than models who are out walking a runway 49 weeks a year.

Let’s take a look back on Jenner’s year and see how she earned it.

Timely reference.

Interesting photo choice. If they were going for 70s porn star at the end of a long day in the office, they nailed it.

She definitely has the most humanoid appearance of all the Kardashians. She must be a more advanced model than Kylie.

Look at her doing business. It’s like that picture of Ivanka Trump in a lab coat. “Our cultural appropriation futures really paid dividends this year, Miss Jenner.”

So Kendall worked hard for that money. I mean, she didn’t, I work harder than Kendall Jenner and I’m a fucking blogger. But it could be worse, that money could be going to Gisele Bündchen who would just use it to pay the nannies to act like it isn’t weird when her husband makes out with their kids.

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monk
monk
1 year ago

site sucks put up images or get the f off