Would You Suck a Dick to Save the Fyre Festival?

Both Netflix and Hulu released their respective docs on the disaster that was the Fyre Festival. If you’re debating which one to watch, google the pros and cons of each. If you just want to hear a good ole dick sucking story, go with the Netflix one. Or read about it below.

Midway through Netflix’s Fyre, event producer Andy King talks about how far he was willing to go to save the festival.

Before the festival was set to start, Bahamas customs was holding all of Fyre Festival’s Evian water, the only drinkable water for the festival, and wouldn’t release it until they were paid $175,000 cash. Billy MacFarland, serial scammer, clearly didn’t have that cash. So Billy wanted to go with option 2. Give the head of customs a really good dick sucking.

“Billy called and said, ‘Andy, we need you to take one big thing for the team.,” King recalls to camera. “And I said, ‘Oh my gosh, I’ve been taking something for the team every day.’

“He said, ‘Well, you’re our wonderful gay leader and we need you to go down, will you suck dick to fix this water problem?’ And I said, ‘Billy, what?’ And he said, ‘Andy, if you will go down and suck Cunningham’s dick, who is the head of customs, and get him to clear all of the containers with water, you will save this festival.’”

He was ready to do it. King had been an event manager for 30 years and here he was ready to put a cock in his mouth to keep rich kids from dehydration. He remembers how he went home, showered, rinsed with mouthwash and headed over to customs. Luckily, he didn’t have to go through with it. The head of customs released the water if they promised to pay them first when they had money.

“Can you imagine, in my 30 years of career that this was what I was going to do?,” he says. “I was going to do that, honestly, to save the festival.”

“Dear diary, today was a good day. I didn’t have to suck dick for water.”