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Lil Xan is Having a Baby Which Will Probably Be Born With a Face Tattoo

The world’s least-threatening face tattoo owner, Lil Xan, has announced on Instagram that he’s going to have a baby.

This is funny to me because he can’t grow a beard yet. Seriously, look at this picture his girlfriend posted on her Instagram.

That’s the patchiest facial hair I’ve ever seen.

Noah Cyrus, who previously hopped on Instagram to say her biggest mistake in her last relationship was being in her last relationship, was very sad on Instagram all day after Xan shared the news.

Also, Xan’s girlfriend has “DL” and an engagement ring emoji in her Instagram profile, which is not really that down low, but she’s potentially engaged to the rapper and human quaalude whose baby she’s having.

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