DuPont is Trying to Get Adults to Drink Breast Milk

Hey, do you drink human breast milk on a regular basis? Probably not because you’re not an infant or a toddler with a weird mom. Well, DuPont wants to start selling you human breast milk because why not.

Via the Straits Times:

Infant formula-makers such as Nestle cannot get enough of the synthetic ingredient. Now the companies are eyeing a potentially bigger customer: adults. DuPont estimates that the annual market could reach US$1 billion (S$1.35 billion).

Yeah, it’s not even real breast milk, it’s like, lab-grown test tube booby juice.

I suppose they can’t hook women up to milking machines, though. I mean, they can, I’ve fallen down some weird PornHub holes and I can tell it’s a thing that’s technically possible, but I feel like there would be pushback.

According to early research, HMOs strengthen the developing immune system in babies, helping fight infection and inflammation while aiding brain development.

New studies show those benefits may extend to people of all ages, fitting neatly into consumers’ growing fascination with probiotics – the “good” bacteria that can help keep a human body healthy.

When stuff is worded like this, “early research” and “may extend,” it means that they don’t know anything.

DuPont plans to spend US$40 million building its HMO production capacity this year.

DuPont is marketing its 2’FL HMO, branded as Care4U, to consumer manufacturers who can use it in adult supplements for digestive and immune health, said DuPont global research and development leader Ratna Mukherjea.

Yeah, we don’t know if it does anything, though. Just get your wife pregnant and have her squirt her tits into your coffee in the morning. It’s free and always leads to sexy times.

I gotta stop watching PornHub videos.

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