Megan Fox Is Not Making a Comeback

Writer: What if there was a girl with superpowers?

Producer: What would her superpowers be?

Writer: She’s invisible!

Producer: Yes, go on.

Writer: And she spends most of her life feeling alone because no one can see her.

Producer: Ok, interesting. Does she fight crime with her invisibility? Like an Avenger?

Writer: Yes. Well. No. She helps an ex-MMA fighter, who’s the only one that can see her, restart his fighting career.

Producer: Wait…

Writer: And helps him try to get back with his girlfriend.

Producer: I don’t think…

Writer: But the MMA fighter falls in love with the invisible girl.

Producer: This sounds…

Writer: The girlfriend of the MMA fighter will be Megan Fox!

Producer: Greenlit.

Writer: And the tagline will be “Fight to be seen”

Producer: Please stop talking.