Woman Requires Surgery After Getting Vibrator Lodged in Bladder

I can’t stress this enough, don’t put things in your urethra. It’s just never going to work out for you. It’s a lesson an Arizona woman learned the hard way after getting a vibrator stuck in her bladder.

Here’s how local Arizona TV station KYMA reported the incident.

However, she said she said she used it when they got home, and only outside of her body as intended.

“I moved and out of nowhere I just felt a really sharp pain,” she said. The vibrator was nowhere to be found. “Where is it? And he like…didn’t know,” she said, about the moment she and her boyfriend knew something was wrong.

The vibrator model here is a Vesper Vibrator necklace, and it is… quite the thing. It looks like a pen, it has no business being on a necklace unless you want your breasts to smell like vagina and if it’s only for external use why is it like, six to eight inches long? Who is that for?

Of course you can buy this thing on Goop, why wouldn’t you be able to?

Doctors say after seeing x-rays, they found the device in the bladder. Reports say doctors determined the device had entered her body through her urethra and went into her bladder. AzFamily had to surgically get it removed.

The woman says she plans on filing a lawsuit against the company for lack of warning on the label.

Now, look, she says she was using it outside the vagina as instructed, but I find it hard to believe she just shifted her hips and an eight inch long piece of stainless steel traveled through her urethra and into her bladder. She had that thing up in there and it was not in the right hole. I would probably drop the lawsuit unless she wants a parade of doctors testifying “your honor… there’s just no fucking way” at trial.