Last week, Doja Cat promised her army of simps that she would show her boobs “really hard” if her new single hit number 1.
You got played, simps. You should have learned from that Chris Rock bit: no matter what a stripper tells you, there’s no sex in the champagne room.
Honestly, it’s pretty funny. Doja broke the news to her fans on a livestream announcing the bad news to those dudes who bought 80 copies of her single.
It got a few funny remixes.
And there were some funny reactions.
It is a pretty catchy song.
And I know you’re disappointed you didn’t get to see Doja Cat’s titties, but I mean… it’s probably going to happen sooner or later.