Alicia Silverstone is Spending Quarantine Bathing With Nine-Year-Old Son

Now, I don’t have any children and I’m not an expert on raising them; I don’t know when they start to talk or walk or stop doing that thing where they demand your attention to tell you long rambling stories that have no conclusion. I am pretty sure, however, that a nine-year-old boy taking baths with his mother is weird.

That is weird, right? Like, not in a sexual way, just in a weird “this kid is probably going to need therapy” kind of way. That was my first thought when I read in Page Six that Alicia Silverstone takes baths with her nine-year-old son.

I’m very sure I was taking baths alone by the time I was nine, and I’m pretty sure much earlier. It’s weird.

Of course, weird is the name of the game with Silverstone and her kid, because remember she fed him like a bird, chewing up his food and spitting it into his mouth, and she doesn’t seem too keen on vaccines. And the kid is vegan.

I’m kind of considering going back to college to become a psychologist because in about ten years someone is going to make a mint fixing all the things that are screwed up about this kid. Assuming that an unvaccinated vegan kid makes it to adulthood.