Megan Fox is Super Pissed That Brian Austin Green Posts Pictures of Himself With Their Kids Online

Have you ever seen divorced parents bicker over things that seem completely inconsequential but they act like it’s the end of the world? Follow-up question: were any of those people in the Transformers movie or Beverly Hills 90210? If you said no to that second one, today is your lucky day.

Brian Austin Green posted a picture of himself and his son in the Halloween costumes on Instagram, a thing that all your friends with kids also probably did. Pretty standard stuff. Megan Fox, the mother of the child in question, absolutely lost her s**t over it.

Here’s what she said:

Why does Journey have to be in this picture? It’s not hard to crop them out. Or choose photos that they aren’t in. I had a great halloween with them yesterday, and yet notice how absent they are from my social media. I know you love your kids. But I don’t know why you can’t stop using them to posture via Instagram.You’re so intoxicated with feeding the pervasive narrative that I’m an absent mother, and you are the perennial, eternally dedicated dad of the year. You have them half of the time. Congratulations you truly are a remarkable human! Why do you need the internet to echo back to you what should be inexhaustibly evident in the way your children love you?

Again, this is a response to a photo of a dad and his kid on Halloween. Even if everything Megan is saying here, and Green’s exes all seem to think it is, she sounds like a lunatic.

Maybe not everything is about you, you know Megan? It’s not like posting a picture of you with your kids on social media is some kind of insane behavior, literally everyone in the world is sick of seeing people post pictures of their kids.

Green was a real mensch and reposted the picture with his son cropped out.

He definitely won this exchange. And really, no matter how many of his exes say Megan is the better parent, that’s going to stay true. What do your exes say about you?