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Armie Hammer is Really Into Bondage, Both on Main and His Alleged Secret Instagram Account

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I don’t know what this Armie Hammer story is going to be once we’re on the other side of it. Is he an abuser who mistreats and emotionally abused women as two of his exes have claimed, or are we just gawking at a celebrity who has some weird kinks and is way too public with them?

Regardless of which of those realities Rashomans out in the end, once you play the Lone Ranger, it’s probably time to unfollow the “shibari” and “knife skills” Instagram hashtags.

If you’re not familiar with shibari, its modern-day usage refers to a type of erotica involving a woman tied up in elaborate ways, usually binding a woman from head to toe. It’s a lot of work. Some people seem to be really into it, but some people are really into feet so there’s really no accounting for taste.

If you’re going to follow weird, porny hashtags on Instagram, you do it on the private account. Armie Hammer allegedly has a secret, private Instagram account so there’s really no excuse.

According to Page Six, Hammer’s supposed secret Instagram, el_destructo_86, is filled with rants about his ex-wife, admissions of drug use, and videos of sexy ladies. It’s worth pointing out that Armie Hammer was indeed born in 1986.

The evidence is piling up here but at least one of Hammer’s exes, Bella Thorne, doesn’t believe a word of it. She said this on her Instagram, via Page Six:

“I honestly can’t believe this…people are crazy to fake this kinda s–t this poor guy and his kids like leave him and his family alone. No way he’s a freaking CANNIBAL…..” Thorne, 23, wrote, seemingly unaware that the claims were in relation to his sexual desires, not actual cannibalism.

I’m not going to judge Armie Hammer, because other having weird fetishes everything that’s been alleged about him has been very vague. It does seem like the man needs some help dealing with fame and substances, but who knows for sure. None of these screenshots or secret accounts have been verified as authentic yet, though so there’s no telling how this could end.

I probably wouldn’t sleep with Armie Hammer though, no matter how many peaches he eats.

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