Whew, I was about to jump off the Megan Fox bandwagon yesterday when she left the salon, but now I’m back driving it. Last night, she headed to Chateau Marmon looking gorgeous and grabbing her crotch. I’m not sure what that was all about or why she left with a woman wearing a table cloth, but I would hit that so hard and at so many angles you’d need to see into the fourth dimension just to see what I was doing. The jaws of life couldn’t even get me off of her.
