Lindsay Lohan flew to London last week to party with Prince Azim who paid her $100,000 to show up to his NYE event. She’s been in London ever since partying it up with her mom Dina. On Friday, reports had her partying late into the next morning until 5 am, starting the night at a private party at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel and ending it at after-hours club Base.
This wouldn’t be news if it wasn’t for the fact that she had to appear in court this morning for punching a woman in the face. An appearance she missed. Luckily for Lindsay, prosecutors delayed the proceedings. Her attorney Mark Heller was there and said she’s “a victim of someone trying to capture their 15 minutes of fame.”
While Lindsay was off making terrible decisions yet again, Dina Lohan went to the press to explain why Lindsay is so screwed up. It’s because she saw her father, Michael, beat and rape Dina when she was a kid.
In an interview, Dina claimed, “Lindsay saw her dad abuse me — that’s why she’s so screwed up.” She alleged Michael Chris Brown’d her recounting the time in 1986 where he was driving drunk and high on coke. Dina describes eating at an upscale restaurant where Michael drank and snorted coke. While he was driving back, he “suddenly he started screaming, ‘Get the f— out of the car!’” Then Michael punched her in the face leaving her with a bruise on her cheek underneath her right eye.
Michael has a different version of events. He says he came home at 2 o’clock in the morning when Dina hit him in the head with an ice tray. That’s when he backhanded her. Regardless, neither versions of the story help Michael.
Dina didn’t press charges because Michael was already going to jail. Dina also talked about the time Michael raped her when he tried to reconcile with her.
“He said, ‘I love you and I want to be with you,’ but then it went dark. It went dark really quick,” said Dina.
She said Michael Lohan raped her as her children slept.
“[They] were sleeping, and I just knew I had to stay quiet — I don’t want to wake them,” she said.
When her parents came home later, they insisted Dina go to the hospital.
According to Nassau County Hospital medical records, Dina did go to the ER to report a rape. She was examined by doctors and her clothes and other evidence was gathered in a rape kit.
Again, Michael has his own version of the story. He says it was consensual and asked, “How can you rape a person when they’re on top of you?” He alleges Dina was just jealous because he had a girlfriend.
Not like anyone needed any convincing that Lindsay Lohan is screwed up because of her parents. It doesn’t take a genius to figure it out. Nor does it take one to realize Dina’s version of events may be closer to the truth than Michael’s. This is the same guy who kicked his girlfriend in the vagina after all. People who do that don’t have the best moral compasses.