Lindsay Lohan’s almost 30. You can’t be a car-crashing, drunk driving child star forever. One day, you end up as a car crashing, drunk driving washed up has-been. Lohan’s entering that territory and to stay relevant, she posts skin shots on Instagram. Her latest has her shooting a mirror selfie, but if you look close enough, something just ain’t right.
Looks like Lohan shaved a few inches off her waist since those bottles on the sink shouldn’t be crooked, a sure sign of Photoshop fail. Unless Lohan’s obtained the ability to bend space and time. Her tits still looks nice though. No need to Photoshop those. She captioned the pic “#mycalvins are helping me fight off my chikungunya hehe” referencing the rare disesase she contracted while overseas. Chikugunya sounds like a Mexican dessert.
In other Lohan news, she could make her way back to the slammer if she doesn’t finish her court mandated community service.
Lindsay was supposed to do 30 days community service by November 6 but only finished half. The judge cut her a break and ordered her to finish by Wednesday. Lindsay has lots of excuses for not finishing up to now.
Here’s hoping that everyone refuses her volunteer efforts, L.A. judges finally grow some balls and Lohan gets some ‘me’ time in county jail.