Madonna made a mock video apology to hydrangeas proving that she has still no idea why everyone thought she was being a bitch when she rolled her eyes and said, “I loathe hydrangeas,” when she was handed them at a press conference for her new film.
Remember that video of Madonna graciously accepting flowers and then making fun of that asshole who gave it to her behind his back because that ignorant buffoon didn’t know Madonna “loathes hydrangeas?” No?
Gerard Depardieu has apologized for urinating in the cabin during a flight to Dublin.
GLAAD President Jarrett Barrios slammed Tracy Morgan’s “anti-gay tirade” he performed during a stand up routine in Nashville last week.
Because everyone is a hypersensitive baby, Lady Gaga apologized for using the word “retarded” to describe people who think her song is a rip-off of Madonna in her NME interview.
Chris Brown has apologized for throwing a toddler sized temper tantrum backstage at Good Morning America.
In an interview with Page Six Magazine via Us, Chris Brown calls the Rihanna incident where he punched her in the face a bunch of times a “mishap.” He also says he’s done apologizing because he’s no fool.
Last night on Inside the NBA which aired live from Madison Square Garden, co-host Kevin Smith asked Tracy Morgan to settle an argument between him and Charles Barkley: Tina Fey or Sarah Palin?
Raccoon faced Taylor Momsen is sorry she blamed her parents for robbing her of her childhood.
14-year-old Oscar bait Hailee Steinfeld told J-14 Magazine that one of her most embarrassing moments came when she was in costume auditioning for True Grit, she saw Lea Michele, star of Glee, on the same lot and asked for an autograph.
Realizing that his career can’t take another hit to his fan base, Chris Brown apologized for making fun of Raz-B for being molested and insinuating he was gay.
Kristen Stewart has apologized for comparing the paparazzi taking photos of her to being raped.
Tiger Woods just finished his press conference.
Not to let an opportunity pass them by, GLAAD is also calling for an apology from John Mayer.
John Mayer apologized again during his concert in Nashville last night.
Before a bunch of black people could assemble like a dark Voltron to stomp a hole in John Mayer for using the N word in that Playboy interview, Mayer quickly retreated to the safe glow of his computer and hopped on Twitter to issue an apology.
After 100 cocktail waitresses and nightclub managers came and are still coming forward to claim they slept with Tiger Woods multiple times, Tiger decided it was time to release an apology.
When Kanye West interrupted Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the MTV VMAs yesterday he may have been a little under the influence of the devil’s nectar.
Chris Brown posted a video apology for punching Rihanna multiple times last February.