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Avril Lavigne performed at the Teen Choice Awards

I hear that if Avril Lavigne becomes any more annoying, Congress will pass a law legally allowing you to strangle her on-site. Read More »

Avril Lavigne has cleavage

Avril Lavigne was walking out in L.A. sporting some unfamiliar cleavage. I thought this girl was pretty much flat, but these bras they’ve been developing say otherwise. This is amazing. ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne is a good performer

This dork is annoying. She was supposed to be one of those fads that died years ago like pogs or not fleeing the scene of a hit and run, but ... Read More »

There’s an Avril Duffs feud?

In news to me, Avril Lavigne and The Duffs are embroiled in a bitter feud which spilled over to the Maxim Hot 100 party. Despite their handlers making every effort ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne topless in Blender

Blender convinced faux punk rocker Avril Lavigne to pose sort of topless. They cover her up with a yellow banner that reads “Hell Yeah, I’m Hot!” She’s alright, but you ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne plays dress up

Avril Lavigne showed up to “The Best Damn Thing” album release party looking like a coked up goth princess. She surprisingly didn’t ride in on a “My Little Pony” pony ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne does Arena

Perennial faux punk pin-up girl Avril Lavigne is in Arena magazine. I have no idea what Arena is. I think it has something to do with music. Although, Avril is ... Read More »

In other news

That’s Mandy Moore by the way. Ellen and Portia want a baby. [MollyGood] Joss Whedon is off Wonderwoman. [Pajiba] Will Smith is Barack Obama. [Celebitchy] Monica Belluci in Vanity Fair. [Bastardly] Mandy Moore lost it ... Read More »