Avril Lavigne issued a half-assed apology on her website in regards to her inability to contain her bodily fluids.
In response to reports of Avril’s recent run in with paparazzi, she would like to say the following: “I’d like to sincerely apologize for my behavior with the Paparazzi. It’s trying at best dealing with their insistent …

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Usually I wouldn’t care that this idiot spat on someone, but now it’s happened three nights in a row if you include her husband/pet. The first two nights, Tuesday and Wednesday, photogs saw Avril Lavigne spitting on them with one loogie hitting a paparazzi in the face. On the third night, Deryck Whibley joined in …

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Avril Lavigne marrying Deryck Whibley was just a rumor on Friday, but I was right because it happened. The outdoor wedding was held in Montecito and sounded pretty tame. Sadly, there was no mention of a circus. I guess eating live chickens and getting laid by the bearded lady cheapens a wedding. Go figure. It’s …

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How cute, two punk rockers who aren’t really punk rockers are getting married. They’re going to have a traditional wedding this weekend.
Sources claim the couple moved the wedding date up by about a month because Lavigne might already be pregnant. The singer, who has said publicly she wants to have children, has reportedly been buying …

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