MediaTakeOut.com via Female First has some info on what went down at Jay-Z and Beyonce’s wedding. Sources say they were anxious to marry because Beyonce had a 3-week sex ban ...
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Jay-Z and Beyonce are reported to have wed last Friday. While the newlyweds have been mum about the event, motor mouth Mary J. Blige wasn’t. OK! Magazine writes:
“Congratulations to my ...
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After years of marriage rumors for Beyonce and Jay-Z, the two are finally tying the knot. Yesterday, April Fool’s, the two obtained a marriage license in Scarsdale, New York. A ...
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These pictures taken with someone’s iPhone show Kanye crushing Beyonce with his godly connect four skills; subsequently sending her into a tizzy of self-doubt and shame. Kanye says,
When I was ...
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Beyonce showed up at the American Music Awards with her enhanced butt and bountiful breasts to be presented with an international artist award by Usher. International awards are rare and ...
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Beyonce is currently on the Asian leg of her tour. Evidently, she forgot to bring bras with her. And unfortunately, none in the Korean stores fit her. She must be ...
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Beyonce performed Deja Vu live in Toronto when she had an epileptic attack that sent her dress flying up, exposing her breasts. It’s not as erotic as it sounds. In ...
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Yesterday at an Orlando, Florida concert, Beyonce ate it because she couldn’t maneuver down a flight of stairs. It was quite spectacular the way in which she fell. But, I ...
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Beyonce was caught showing off her ass on what I assume to be Jay-Z’s yacht. In a couple of the pictures you can see Beyonce actually kissing the guy. Jesus, ...
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Beyonce was walking around in a yellow bikini on a yacht in the South of France last week. The only interesting thing about these pictures is that you can’t even ...
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The world’s ugliest rapper Jay-Z proposed to longtime girlfriend Beyonce Knowles during their trip to Cannes. The wedding will take place in Hawaii in autumn. Beyonce says,
“I want to get ...
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The Health Department has warned attendees of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue party that they may have been exposed to acute hepatitis A. The beauty of this is that the ...
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Sports Illustrated, in their infinite wisdom, chose Beyonce to preside on the cover of their famous swimsuit edition. You heard me. The singer. Beyonce Knowles. On the cover of SI’s ...
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A woman claiming to be Beyonce’s assistant sent MediaTakeout.com an email in which she claims Jay-Z is abusing Beyonce. I love mad libs so I decided to fill out all ...
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Over here we’re all about boobs. Wonky, lopsided, trauma inducing boobs. This looks uncomfortable and the pictures are unflattering, but that’s what makes it so great. Let this be a ...
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Beyonce Knowles wants everyone to know that it’s not her you see onstage, it’s Sasha. Sasha is Beyonce’s stage persona and according to her, she wouldn’t like Sasha if she ...
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What the hell is that? It looks like some botched plastic surgery. Like Beyonce’s face is about to slide off. Jesus that’s kind of gross. I’ve seen less ripples on ...
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The American Music Awards were on yesterday. Did anyone care? Not sure, but the Black-Eyed Peas and the Red Hot Chili Peppers won big. I sorta stopped right there because ...
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Eva and Beyonce are shooting down rumors of them playing lesbian lovers in the film adaptation of Tipping the Velvet. Eva says to “stop the madness” because none of the ...
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