Over here we’re all about boobs. Wonky, lopsided, trauma inducing boobs. This looks uncomfortable and the pictures are unflattering, but that’s what makes it so great. Let this be a guide for all women. If your dress isn’t about to make you pass out, then you’re not showing enough cleavage, therefore, you aren’t wearing the …
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Beyonce is crazy
December 12th, 20065 comments
Beyonce Knowles wants everyone to know that it’s not her you see onstage, it’s Sasha. Sasha is Beyonce’s stage persona and according to her, she wouldn’t like Sasha if she met her offstage.
She’s too aggressive, too strong, too sassy, too sexy! I’m not like her in real life at all. I’m not flirtatious and super-confident …
Beyonce and Jay-Z aren’t getting married
December 8th, 2006Respond
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Beyonce isn’t insane enough to marry Jay-Z this weekend. Reps for both parties have denied plans for any nuptials. It is just a birthday party for Jay-Z. …
Something is wrong with Beyonce’s face
December 5th, 200686 comments
What the hell is that? It looks like some botched plastic surgery. Like Beyonce’s face is about to slide off. Jesus that’s kind of gross. I’ve seen less ripples on a bulldog.
In less disgusting (but not by much) related news, people are saying Beyonce and Jay-Z are getting married this weekend during Jay-Z’s four day …
The 2006 American Music Awards
November 22nd, 20061 comment
The American Music Awards were on yesterday. Did anyone care? Not sure, but the Black-Eyed Peas and the Red Hot Chili Peppers won big. I sorta stopped right there because it can only get worse. Instead of telling you who won what, here are some of the celebrities that attended. More after the jump along …
Eva Longoria and Beyonce are not gay for each other
November 14th, 2006Respond
Eva and Beyonce are shooting down rumors of them playing lesbian lovers in the film adaptation of Tipping the Velvet. Eva says to “stop the madness” because none of the quotes posted yesterday were even uttered. The rumor started last week before she even met Beyonce and now her lawyers are trying to track down …
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Beyonce and Eva Longoria are lesbians
November 13th, 20061 comment
Hoping to jump on the Brokeback Mountain bandwagon, Eva Longoria and Beyonce are starring in Tipping the Velvet as lesbian lovers. Based on a novel about sexual repression, the story focuses on Kitty Butler and her lover Nan Astley in the 1890’s. Sofia Coppola is attached to direct while Eva and Beyonce are enthusiastic to …
Beyonce Knowles knows it all
September 18th, 2006Respond
Beyonce reveals her secret on how she keeps her skin looking so fresh. She admits she does not wash her face with soap or cleansers and doesn’t put on lotion. Beyonce goes on to tell people to eat right to get skin as beautiful as hers. Such sage advice from Beyonce. It sounds like her …
