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Jay-Z is a woman beater?

A woman claiming to be Beyonce’s assistant sent MediaTakeout.com an email in which she claims Jay-Z is abusing Beyonce. I love mad libs so I decided to fill out all ... Read More »

Beyonce’s boob is lopsided

Over here we’re all about boobs. Wonky, lopsided, trauma inducing boobs. This looks uncomfortable and the pictures are unflattering, but that’s what makes it so great. Let this be a ... Read More »

Beyonce is crazy

Beyonce Knowles wants everyone to know that it’s not her you see onstage, it’s Sasha. Sasha is Beyonce’s stage persona and according to her, she wouldn’t like Sasha if she ... Read More »

Beyonce and Jay-Z aren’t getting married

Note: During this site’s move some comments were lost. Also, some people say images aren’t showing up. They should be now. Try clearing your cache and doing a shift+refresh. Beyonce isn’t ... Read More »

Something is wrong with Beyonce’s face

What the hell is that? It looks like some botched plastic surgery. Like Beyonce’s face is about to slide off. Jesus that’s kind of gross. I’ve seen less ripples on ... Read More »

The 2006 American Music Awards

The American Music Awards were on yesterday. Did anyone care? Not sure, but the Black-Eyed Peas and the Red Hot Chili Peppers won big. I sorta stopped right there because ... Read More »

Eva Longoria and Beyonce are not gay for each other

Eva and Beyonce are shooting down rumors of them playing lesbian lovers in the film adaptation of Tipping the Velvet. Eva says to “stop the madness” because none of the ... Read More »

Beyonce and Eva Longoria are lesbians

Hoping to jump on the Brokeback Mountain bandwagon, Eva Longoria and Beyonce are starring in Tipping the Velvet as lesbian lovers. Based on a novel about sexual repression, the story ... Read More »