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'bikini' Posts

Audrina Patridge in a Bikini Again

As time passes, fewer and fewer people remember that Audrina Patridge is that chick from that reality show who posed topless. What better way to remind them than to stage ... Read More »

Courtney Cox Still at the Beach

Here’s Courtney Cox, her daughter and Josh Hopkins still in St. Barths being “platonic” friends. That seems a little suspect though. No one spends every day at the beach with ... Read More »

Yaya Kosikova Sunbathes Topless

I’m told Yaya Kosikova is a supermodel. The only thing is I’ve never heard of her and after she took off her bikini top and suntanned her implant scars, now ... Read More »

Courtney Cox Looks Great in a Bikini

Courtney Cox headed to St. Barts and put on a bikini proving that just because you’re 46, it doesn’t mean you have to let your body go to hell. The ... Read More »

A Brooklyn Decker Goes Great With a Bikini

Brooklyn Decker is still in Miami but this time in a different bikini at the Ritz-Carlton. She almost looks like January Jones in a few pictures but better because… tits. Read More »

Doutzen Kroes Back in a Bikini

Victoria’s Secret model Doutzen Kroes gave birth eight weeks ago and between then and now, she’s already gotten back into bikini shape. Naturally, she flaunted it in everyone’s face by ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio in GQ Brazil

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio in GQ Brazil doing what she does best. Look hot in a bikini. The entire article was talking about me and how she loves me more than ... Read More »

JWoww Is in Miami in a Bikini

Face it. The only reason people tolerate Jenni “JWoww” Farley is because of her huge rack. Hopefully she knows this and this is why she was out sunbathing in Miami ... Read More »

Katherine Heigl in a Bikini at Miami Beach

Katherine Heigl, her black bikini, her green bikini and the electronic cigarette she uses to help quit smoking went to Miami beach with her husband Josh Kelly on Friday. Sadly, ... Read More »

Stephanie Seymour at St. Barts in a Bikini

Stephanie Seymour hit up St. Bart’s for the 50th time this year with her family and this time there was a lot less creepiness going on with her gay son. ... Read More »

Ke$Ha Dons Another Bikini

Wow. Be still my heart. I never knew Ke$ha could be this hot. She really makes that black bikini work for her. My loins are totally on fire. I’d totally ... Read More »

Leighton Meester Does Girl-on-Girl

Hey, why are you looking at me like that. Technically the title was true. Someone took a picture of Leighton Meester and her friend getting close at the pool and posted ... Read More »

Kelly Bensimon Hit the Beach

Kelly Bensimon of Real Housewives of New York threw on a bikini and hit Miami beach over the weekend and it was fantastic. How old is this chick? Because she ... Read More »

Jenny McCarthy Hit the Beach

Even though Jenny McCarthy is annoying and an gigantic idiot, she still looks great in a little bikini. Evidence of which was on display over the weekend at Miami Beach. ... Read More »

Amanda Bynes Won Twitter

Amanda Bynes quit Twitter a little while ago and threatened to quit acting but now she’s back with tweets like “”Like attracts like. Whatever energy we put out into the ... Read More »

Audrina Patridge Filming in Her Bikini

Audrina Patridge walked around Palm Beach in a yellow bikini the other day filming her new VH1 reality show titled Audrina. The show revolves around her trying to make it ... Read More »

Gisele Bundchen Hits Up Rio in a Bikini

Gisele Bundchen was in Rio De Janeiro with Tom Brady for carnival over the weekend. To celebrate, she put on a tiny bikini and walked around suspiciously. Dammit, Gisele. I ... Read More »

Courtney Cox Looks Great in a Bikini

Courtney Cox was filming Cougar Town in Hawaii in a green bikini. For a pool scene or whatever. The point is she looks amazing for a 46-year-old. Her body is ... Read More »

Kim Zolciak Pregnant in a Bikini

The Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kim Zolciak, who’s six months pregnant, posed for Life & Style in a bikini. Wednesday. You just got a lot sexier. “I’ll be 33 when I ... Read More »

Kelly Brook in a Bikini

Where would this world be without Kelly Brook in a bikini? Probably in a cold, dank cave in the mountains stewing in its own filth because it never found the ... Read More »