Christina Milian is vacationing somewhere in a bikini, hanging out at someplace with a pool, showing off her ass at said location. Further details, while sketchy, are not important.

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Christina Milian showed up at the CUN’s 9th Annual Oscar Viewing Party with fantastic cleavage. I showed up at my Oscar viewing party without pants. Little did I know that was poor etiquette. Even though I live there. Come on!

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Christina Milian went for a dip in a Miami beach at the end of December. The results were amazing. I got a boner just like that. *Snaps fingers*

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Kristen Bell closes a car door on her hand. Nothing happened so the world can breathe a sigh of relief.
Lou Diamond Phillips is arrested for beating his wife. “The deadly weapon, police said, was bodily force.” I didn’t know Lou Diamond Phillips was turning into Steven Seagal.
Kanye West is engaged to some woman …

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I thought after Julia Roberts, I should follow up with something a little less horrifying. Not only are Kristen Bell and Christina Milian not horrifying, they’re what I’m going to fall asleep to. By fall asleep to, I mean furiously masturbate to until I pass out from exhaustion. Here they are promoting Pulse which is …

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