Eli Roth Is Into Selena Gomez

The good news is Eli Roth really likes Selena Gomez and wants to be friends. The bad news is we won’t know how the date went until we find her ... Read More »

Eli Roth Was Rejected by Lindsay Lohan

In a MySpace post, Eli Roth describes his inability to get laid by Lindsay Lohan because of his age (35). And to cap off the best week ever, I was having ... Read More »

Hostel 2

Eli Roth is busy writing the sequel to Hostel. This time it will center on three girls and begin where the first one left off. He has become the unabomber ... Read More »