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Justin Bieber Turned 18, Got a $100,000 Car

Justin Bieber turned 18 today so now Selena Gomez doesn’t need to feel so pervy. More important than Selena Gomez’s feelings, however, is what Justin Bieber got for his birthday. Making ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Bailed on Her Ellen Interview

According to multiple sites, Lindsay Lohan missed her flight from Hawaii to LA this morning and, as a result, missed the taping of her appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show. ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan Will Debut Her Playboy Spread on ‘Ellen’

Since Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy pictorial will be tasteful (read: no nudity) she’s safe to promote the spread on daytime tv. Ergo, Lindsay will be appearing on Ellen on Dec. 15 to ... Read More »

Kim Kardashian Already Renewing Her Vows

It’s never too early to attention whore. That should be Kim Kardashian’s motto. On Wednesday’s pre-taped episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Kim and Kris Humphries talked about their marriage and ... Read More »

Jennifer Garner Had to Introduce Her Kid to Thongs

Jennifer Garner told Ellen DeGeneres how she had to explain thongs to her 5-year-old daughter Violet. One day Violet followed Jennifer Garner into the bathroom and said her ass was ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Are Vibrating

Can you believe Jennifer Aniston was on Ellen DeGeneres’ show and the first story that came out was about how she was the catalyst for Perez Hilton becoming a nicer, ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston, the Perez Hilton Whisperer

First off. Arrrgggghh! Why?! Whew. Now that that’s out of the way. Jennifer Aniston went on Ellen DeGeneres’ show on Wedesnday to promote her movie Just Go With It and the ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Clearly Insane

Jennifer Love Hewitt has so far been unlucky in love. With good reason. She’s batshit crazy. Jennifer went on Tuesday’s Ellen Degeneres Show and told everyone her secret for scaring ... Read More »

Snooki Wakes Up in a Garbage Can Once a Month

In a Tuesday interview with Ellen Degeneres, published author Snooki told her that she still parties hard and wakes up in a garbage can once a month. Wait, what? Recalling something ... Read More »

Katy Perry to be known as Katy Brand

Katy Perry told Ellen DeGeneres that she’s in the process of officially changing her name to Katy Brand. She says she already responds to it. Like a well-trained animal. “If I’m ... Read More »

Beyonce’s mom denies her pregnancy

Remember when I called Beyonce doughy when she was reportedly pregnant? Whoops. Tina Knowles, Beyonce’s mother, went on Ellen DeGeneres to clear up the pregnancy rumor. She joked, “The truth ... Read More »

Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler are now judges

On Thursday, Ellen DeGeneres announced that she wouldn’t be returning as a judge to American Idol. No one really cared because the only thing Ellen was good for was agreeing ... Read More »

Robert Pattinson seems pretty cool

The upside of being in an annoyingly popular movie cherished by thousands of irrational women is you can pretty much make them do anything including taking their clothes off in ... Read More »

Ryan is gay for Ellen

Ryan Seacrest put down the concealer for five seconds to give his thoughts on Ellen DeGeneres becoming the new judge on American Idol. According to FOX Pop Tarts, he ... Read More »

Ellen DeGeneres will be the fourth judge

Ellen DeGeneres was signed yesterday to replace Paula Abdul as the fourth judge on American Idol. DeGeneres, who has no requisite experience whatsoever, says she will be the people’s voice. ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan talks to Ellen

Lindsay Lohan has a lot of time on her hands so she made an appearance on The Ellen Degeneres Show to talk about the rumors circling around her split from ... Read More »

WTF Miley Cyrus?

Miley Cyrus was on The Ellen DeGeneres show yesterday where she was asked about the elephant in the room, her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin. This prompted Miley to start giggling uncontrollably ... Read More »

Ellen DeGeneres married Portia de Rossi

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi wed in an intimate ceremony Saturday night at Ellen’s home in front of only 19 guests. DeGeneres’s mom Betty and de Rossi’s mother Margaret Rogers ... Read More »

Portia de Rossi is naked

Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres were yachting in Sardinia, Italy over the weekend when Portia decided to go topless. Thankfully, Ellen did not because if she did, things would ... Read More »

Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi are marrying

The California Supreme Court announced yesterday that they were lifting the ban on gay marriages. Following this historical announcement, Ellen DeGeneres wanted everyone to notice her so she announced on ... Read More »