Cynics might argue that the term “camel toe†was coined way before these three year old pictures of Heidi Klum on the runway ever appeared. They may have a case, ...
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Amazing news of the day. These clothes are painted onto Heidi Klum’s naked body; severely impacting my ability to stand up without facing utter humiliation from colleagues aka my stuffed ...
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Heidi Klum and Seal were waiting for their car outside of Madeo in West Hollywood on Tuesday. The paps were there giving him “props”, but then Seal just straight up ...
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You’re telling me that I can use the same awful shtick in every single one of my movies and people will still fawn over them AND I’ll have Heid Klum ...
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I have this strange feeling that if you were to break up with Heidi Klum, you might literally die.
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That should do it. Now I’m off the save the world one marshmallow at a time. As always, more under the cut.
Also check out Part 1 and Part 2 for ...
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I split the show up into 3 parts because WordPress is a little bitch. I hate you WordPress.
Also check out Part 1 and Part 3 for more pictures.
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Go here if you’re looking for the 2008 Victoria’s Secret Fashion show pictures.
The 2007 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show took place last night and featured models such as Adriana Lima , ...
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Heidi Klum, on the other hand, is hot. Even when someone is poking her in the eye. Especially when someone is poking her in the eye.
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Heidi Klum held her own Halloween party yesterday and you can tell she lives for this stuff. Last year it was a snake eating an apple. This year it was ...
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That’s right Heidi. That’s not a banana in my pants. It’s all me.
Seal and Heidi Klum made a rare joint appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show where Heidi said the ...
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Heidi Klum posed for Arena magazine’s September issue. There’s a quote on one of them from Heidi saying, “It’s good if you don’t get everything straight into your mouth, if ...
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Here’s Heidi Klum having lunch at Pitti. Man, look at that. That’s impressive. She’s a supermodel and supermodels are supposed to be prim and proper and the only time they’re ...
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Heidi Klum. Super model or super duper model? All I can say is yikes! My penis is not going to be pleased when I explain how this is Heidi Klum ...
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What the hell is going on? This is what came out of Heidi Klum’s womb? The name Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel is fitting. It’s just as weird as the ...
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I hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving. I’ve been up since 8AM yesterday morning because of Black Friday. There were no good deals so I pretty much spent the morning ...
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What happens the day after Halloween is everybody gets around and stares at pictures of celebs in Halloween costumes. Uh, ok, that’s just what I do because I’m a lonely ...
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Pregnant Heidi Klum says she wants a lot more babies. She already has one from another marriage, one last year and another on the way.
“We want to have a lot ...
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Kristen Bell closes a car door on her hand. Nothing happened so the world can breathe a sigh of relief.
Lou Diamond Phillips is arrested for beating his wife. ...
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Danny Boyle, director of Trainspotting and 28 Days Later…, has put up a trailer for his new movie Sunshine. It’s about people traveling to the Sun…
Lex Luthor has defaced Superman’s ...
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