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Heidi Klum turns me on

January 30th, 20072 comments

Heidi Klum. Super model or super duper model? All I can say is yikes! My penis is not going to be pleased when I explain how this is Heidi Klum without makeup. There will be a lot of throwing of dishes, denying, crying and finally hugging as the truth soaks in. The only thing I …

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What the hell?

December 14th, 2006Respond

What the hell is going on? This is what came out of Heidi Klum’s womb? The name Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel is fitting. It’s just as weird as the kid. She already got two chances. They say third time’s a charm right? I don’t think she should chance it. I blame Seal. In Gala …

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Heidi Klum has a new boy

November 24th, 2006Respond

I hope everyone had a happy Thanksgiving. I’ve been up since 8AM yesterday morning because of Black Friday. There were no good deals so I pretty much spent the morning walking inside stores for no reason. And there was no way I was going to wait in line for Best Buy at 6PM yesterday.
Anyway, Heidi …

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Halloween 2006, The Aftermath

November 1st, 2006Respond

What happens the day after Halloween is everybody gets around and stares at pictures of celebs in Halloween costumes. Uh, ok, that’s just what I do because I’m a lonely individual.
Alyssa Milano dressed as Tinker Bell or a fairy. I don’t really know because I’m not actually staring at the costume.

Heidi Klum took Halloween to …

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Heidi Klum is a baby factory

August 18th, 20064 comments

Pregnant Heidi Klum says she wants a lot more babies. She already has one from another marriage, one last year and another on the way.
“We want to have a lot of children,” the supermodel tells Life magazine in its latest issue. “(Seal) always says that he finds me the most beautiful when I’m pregnant.”?
Seal would …

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A fun filled Friday

August 11th, 2006Respond

Kristen Bell closes a car door on her hand. Nothing happened so the world can breathe a sigh of relief.
Lou Diamond Phillips is arrested for beating his wife. “The deadly weapon, police said, was bodily force.” I didn’t know Lou Diamond Phillips was turning into Steven Seagal.
Kanye West is engaged to some woman …

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Baby mush is the best mush of all

June 22nd, 2006Respond

Danny Boyle, director of Trainspotting and 28 Days Later…, has put up a trailer for his new movie Sunshine. It’s about people traveling to the Sun…
Lex Luthor has defaced Superman’s website. He’s such a jerk.
Jon Favreau says Iron Man will be released in May of 2008. This is from a MySpace group that I have …

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