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I hope they have a gruesome accident

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt went to the firing range to shoot those guns they bought a while ago. In my dreams, Spencer and Heidi are as retarded as they ... Read More »

Heidi Montag has a new hit

Heidi Montag, famous do-nothing-er, released a new single called Fashion. If you didn’t already know, it’s fantastic. It starts by someone farting into the mic, most likely Spencer, and a ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt still a douchebag

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag reportedly spent $10,000 on guns to protect themselves from their enemies. Spencer visited the Martin B. Retting store in Culver City, CA last week and ... Read More »

Heidi Montag has no life

Some people call Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt pathetic for staging candid photos such as these to publicize their sad, lonely lives and further their non-existent careers. And I wholeheartedly ... Read More »

Today in celebrity marriages

Ashlee Simpson now with 50% more douche: Ashlee Simpson is changing her last name to Wentz, a surname synonymous with pansy, frail, talentless and annoying. So, it’s perfect. Ashlee explains, ... Read More »

Spencer Pratt is a douche

Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag were being filmed dining at a restaurant in L.A. last night where the two jackasses had 12 shots of platinum Patron at $60 each among ... Read More »

Heidi’s not going to Washington

MSNBC, in all their infinite wisdom and hilarity, invited Heidi Montag to the White House Correspondents gala. However, Spencer, who wasn’t invited, but is Heidi’s manager, demanded first-class tickets for ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer want their own show

The two most imbecilic people on reality tv and in real life, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, may have their own spin-off on MTV if they get their way. Spencer, ... Read More »