Even though I linked to this earlier, Melanie Brown’s outfit at the MOBO awards was so ridiculous I had to post them. She dresses like an alien. It’s like she just landed and had to mesh together her culture’s fashion with our culture’s. I heard at one point she even started greeting people with “Nanu …
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The Spice Girls still got it
January 7th, 2008Respond
There’s nothing hotter than watching the elderly romp around onstage groping each other. That’s why I bought tickets to every Spice Girls show. By bought tickets, I mean, slammed a car door on my penis. Basically the same thing.
Scary Spice’s husband isn’t so nice
August 10th, 2007Respond
Melanie Brown married Stephen Belafonte secretly in Las Vegas two months ago. Today, Stephen’s ex-common-law wife, Nicole Contreras, has revealed he was physically abusive. In 2003, Belafonte plead no-contest to accusations that he “willfully and unlawfully” used violence against Nicole. His excuse, “This happened crazily, one drunk, retarded night.” Ordered to attend a domestic violence …
Melanie Brown does the bikini thing
August 6th, 20073 comments
Melanie Brown was at Miami Beach in a bikini which means I’m obligated to post these even if it’s Melanie Brown. On a related note, I’ve always wondered why Melanie was nicknamed Scary Spice. Is it because black people are scary? What? That’s racist. Shame on you for even thinking that. No, I like to …
Scary Spice wants her money
August 2nd, 2007Respond
Melanie Brown aka Scary Spice has filed a petition in Superior Court to legally bind Eddie Murphy as the father of her child. Melanie wants sole custody and child support. Eddie took a paternity test earlier which definitively said the baby was his.
“I am here today for one reason and one reason only; her name …
Eddie Murphy is the father
June 22nd, 2007Respond
Eddie Murphy has continually denied being the father of Scary Spice’s newborn and was adamant about taking a blood test. Today, Melanie Brown’s rep revealed to People the results of the DNA test she conducted on her baby and Eddie Murphy. The consensus? Eddie Murphy is the father.
Of Brown, the source said, “There was no …
Mel B says Eddie is the daddy
April 12th, 20071 comment
Despite Eddie Murphy’s adamant claims that he is not the father of Mel B’s baby, the former Spice Girl has named the “Norbit” actor as the father on her daughter’s birth certificate. Mel B is on the warpath to prove Eddie is Fortuna Daphne Bay’s daddy and has hired a lawyer to prove his paternity. …
Scary Spice gives birth
April 3rd, 2007Respond
Early Tuesday, Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown gave birth to what is assumed to be a human baby. Temporarily named Baby Brown, the 5lb. 4oz. baby girl is healthy and already has a good head of hair. The father is of yet unknown, but Eddie Murphy currently leads the race. Interestingly, the baby and Eddie Murphy …
