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This Is Uncomfortable

Miley Cyrus spent the day jogging with her boyfriend, Justin Gaston, 20, in what seems to be the most inappropriate workout attire you could think of for a 16-year-old. Is ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Practical

It’s always mind blowing to see a bike as a millionaire’s preferred mode of transportation. You don’t often see normal people on bikes, period. Especially not ones wearing flowy dresses ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Was Also There

Someone should have told Miley Cyrus that the Oscars was about subtlety. That way she wouldn’t have worn this garish Cinderella dress. You’re going to an awards show, not a ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Forgot the Words

Get the Flash Player to see this content. Fickle fans are calling for Miley’s head after she forgot the words to “Fly on the Wall” during a live television performance on ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Has a New AIM Icon

Justin Gaston, 20, continues his campaign for “Creepiest Celebrity Boyfriend” with this photo of him making out with 16-year-old Miley Cyrus. Not only is it being used as Miley’s new ... Read More »

Asians Suing Miley Cyrus for $4 Billion

A nutjob in LA has filed a $4 billion class action lawsuit against Miley Cyrus. Lucie J. Kim claims Miley purposely mocked Asians by slanting her eyes and that the ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Sorry, for Real This Time

Miley Cyrus has finally issued a new apology for those anti-Asian photos that circulated around the internets. The first one attempted to brush it off as just her and friends ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Might Have Made Things Worse

Miley Cyrus took to her blog located at the world’s most annoying website to discuss that photo of her and her friends doing the slant-eye pose. Miley explained that this ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Mocks Asians

Emulating the Spanish Olympic basketball team, the Spanish Olympic tennis team and Argentina’s Olympic women’s soccer team, Miley Cyrus pulled back her eyelids and offended a few billion people. What might ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Has Side Boob

Miley Cyrus’ attempts at looking older and more mature are making me fidgety. Now I’m going to sit here all day wondering if the UPS guy knocking on my door ... Read More »

You Don’t Say…

Shocking news today. Miley Cyrus’ 20-year-old boyfriend / rising underwear model, Justin Gaston, could be using Miley. A source reveals that Justin has received more modeling jobs ever since he ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Wants to Be Emancipated

I read this as Miley Cyrus wants to be “emaciated’ at first, but whatever, this is just as dumb. Miley Cyrus just turned sixteen and to celebrate, she’s talking with ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Is Enjoying His Fame

Miley Cyrus’ boyfriend Justin Gaston is obviously milking Miley for her fame and guess what, it’s working, sort of. Justin was in Christian Audigier’s fashion show for his daughter, Crystal’s, ... Read More »

WTF Miley Cyrus?

Miley Cyrus was on The Ellen DeGeneres show yesterday where she was asked about the elephant in the room, her 20-year-old boyfriend Justin. This prompted Miley to start giggling uncontrollably ... Read More »

In Other News

High Shool Musical 3 over Saw V: Holy crap, there’s a V? Anyway, teeny boppers will prefer the waxy looks of Zac Efron over the imaginative disembowlment of unrelatable characters. ... Read More »

Billy Ray Gave Miley Cyrus “the Talk”

Soon to be 16 Miley Cyrus, currently in a relationship with a 20-year-old model, was given the birds and the bees speech by her dad. A friend of Billy Ray’s ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Eager to Please

Little did Miley know her mom was doing the exact same thing. Miley Cyrus was at the Christian Audigier show yesterday sitting next to her mom when Miley’s 20-year-old boyfriend Justin ... Read More »

Umm….

Miley Cyrus made an awkward appearance at the Hollywood’s Funkiest Milkshake Bar in West Hollywood yesterday. Was this supposed to be a promotional thing because it looked more like an ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus Is Not Leaving

Early reports citing inside sources claimed that Miley Cyrus and Billy Ray were trying to get fired fromHannah Montana by showing up late and swearing to do only 12 more ... Read More »

More Leaked Miley Cyrus

If you’re into checking out underage girls provactively pose in their underwear, then by all means click on these new leaked pictures of Miley Cyrus. I’m guessing I don’t need ... Read More »