Miranda Kerr is in V Magazine

Miranda Kerr did a photo shoot for V Magazine and I think it turned out well. As opposed to when I did a photo shoot for V Magazine. Like I ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr is on the runway

Miranda Kerr might be the new Victoria’s Secret “it” girl. The only thing is she’s devolving. Last week she was topless, a few days ago she was in a bikini ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr was also in a bikini

Not to be outdone by Jessica Alba or Katy Perry, Miranda Kerr also showed up in a bikini over a weekend. Hers was work-related for a photo shoot in Sydney. ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr is working

Miranda Kerr headed to the Caribbean for a Victoria’s Secret shoot. One of the requirements was that she be topless. Higher-ups assured her that this was the best way to ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr is naked

Damn these laws. Why can’t we at least once have a fully nude supermodel chained to a tree and not be called perverts or charged with kidnapping? This is Australian model ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr is doing the yacht thing too

Yachts! They’re not just for dumping bodies into the ocean anymore. They’re all the rage now in Cannes. Because that’s all there is to do. Watch movies and sunbathe on ... Read More »

Miranda Kerr is pointy

Are those nipples or pushpins? Read More »

Miranda Kerr does the bikini thing

It seems Miranda Kerr finally posed in a bikini for a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot in St. Barts. This was, no doubt, thanks in part to my birthday candles and ... Read More »