Tyra Banks had models doing a homeless photo shoot on America’s Next Top Model yesterday and it hit pretty close to home. You know because Tyra pretended she was homeless for a day. I’m sure in between breaks of being homeless she was fed $50 lunches flown in from France, but whatever. Tyra knows what …
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The many faces of Tyra Banks
February 22nd, 20084 comments
I’m not sure what’s going on here, but if Tyra Banks is involved, I bet it has to do with something boring and/or useless. Like women’s rights.
Tyra Banks messed herself
February 8th, 20085 comments
Fabian Basabe, who’s blog hurts my eyes (paragraphs, man), wrote yesterday that former supermodel Tyra Banks pooped her pants at Fashion Week. Basabe was working an interview in the tents when Tyra’s entourage kicked him out claiming “Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change.” Supposedly, this happens quite often because Tyra already had …
Tyra Banks didn’t tell Britney to kill herself
December 13th, 20073 comments
Earlier, there were reports that at a private party, Tyra Banks said Britney should kill herself.
“[Britney] should just go ahead and kill herself after the album and go out like Marilyn [Monroe], very grand. She should have done it after the last album.”
Tyra issued a press release saying this was completely false and she …
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Tyra Banks blames her wig
November 26th, 2007Respond
Tyra Banks’ fear of taking off her wig in bed has retarded her sex life. She is said to be very insecure about being seen without her wig and extensions because guys may be turned off.
“Tyra feels like guys are with her for her image that they see on TV and in magazines. If one …
Tyra Banks is all about the vagina
November 6th, 20072 comments
When you run the world’s dumbest women oriented talk show, you have to have the world’s most ridiculous segments. Which is why Tyra Banks devoted a whole hour to the vagina. Tyra brought on an expert and a vagina puppet to teach the audience about the clitoris, labia, urethra and other mysteries of the vagina. …
Tyra Banks does a photo shoot
August 3rd, 2007Respond
Tyra Banks modeled for a photo shoot, but I have no idea why. She was 160 pounds last I checked, so she’s probably 170 now. Is this for the Sears plus size line? Oh crap, I shouldn’t have said that. She cried and said to “kiss her fat ass” last time people made fun of …
Tyra Banks is a Spartan
May 17th, 20072 comments
Us Magazine interviewed Martin Snow who trains that fatty Tyra Banks. Martin says he makes Tyra throw medicine balls and hit a tire with a sledgehammer among other workouts. Um, is Tyra Banks a Spartan?
US: What is a typical routine?
MS: I bring her over to the park. We will do some warm-ups, some running …
