Kim Kardashian will be the next Paris Hilton

Following Kim Kardashian’s adamant claims that she would never sell her sex tape because she doesn’t need the money comes news that Vivid Video has acquired the rights to the tape for a cool $1 million. The DVD will be titled Kim Kardashian Superstar and is set to be released Feburary 28 with even more footage featured on According to Vivid,

“We are comfortable that we have the legal right to distribute this video . . . I’ve seen the video and it’s really great. It has over 30 minutes of explicit sex that fans of erotica will find very appealing . . . Apparently, the video was shot by Ray J about three years ago when he and Kim were in a relationship. Viewers will definitely get their money’s worth.”

Kim’s rep couldn’t have been more surprised had aliens anal probed him/her at a family dinner.

Are you shitting me? Kim is going to die . . . are you sure?

They are now planning legal action. You can’t stop this. In a week or two we’ll be able to see how much pee Kim Kardashian can take. Not to mention her celebutaint. Judging by how often Kim said it would never happen, it’s fair to say she was just pwned.

Update: The site is now up and has a trailer here. Link died, watch the video after the jump.

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17 years ago

Herpes and all?

17 years ago

This is a disgusting grotesque Armenian slut … This filthy whore is just gross … I hope her father disowns her … Oops- oh yeah, her father Robert Kardashian was admittedly O.J.’s bag man, he took directly from O.J. and “disposed” of the plastic bag which was full of O.J.’s bloody clothes etc. that he wore and used while cutting the heads off of Nicole and Ron Goldman… So I guess this type of reprehensible, sordid, repulsive behavior runs in the family blood line … the nut doesn’t fall far from the tree …