The Lauren Conrad sex tape is lame

Lauren Conrad

SugarDVD have retracted their $500,000 offer for Lauren Conrad’s sex tape. The porn company insists this decision was due to Jason Wahler’s recent Seattle arrest. Not only that, SugarDVD is discouraging other companies from buying the tape. Sugar says,

“We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department.”

However, TMZ has learned the supposed sex tape is very “vanilla” with not an ounce of hardcore sex and that Jason and Lauren were basically messing around. Of course, this was probably the biggest factor in scrapping the release. Still, there’s good news for the people anticipating the release. Since Lauren Conrad is just another nondescript blond idiot living in LA, it shouldn’t be too hard to find a substitute video on the internet. Or if you want to meet her, put a blond wig on a mannequin. It’ll have a bit more personality and the dinner talk won’t make you put a fork through your throat.

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