Paris Hilton is amazing

Paris Hilton

Fresh off an ear shattering PR performance for her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, which didn’t help ticket sales at all, Paris Hilton is tapped to do another performance with the Vegas Pussycat Dolls. The CW PR person who has taken to calling themselves “Gossip Guy” (I’ll let you figure that one out) sent this in.

While most of you are aware that Paris will be in Vegas for her birthday this weekend, yours truly knows exactly where she’ll be celebrating. Miss Hilton will be performing with Robin Antin (Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious) & the Vegas Pussycat Dolls this Saturday, February 16th at the Pussycat Doll Lounge! I hear she’ll wear a costume designed by Miss Antin, and she’s prepared to sing as well. Perhaps a PCD inspired rendition of “Stars are Blind???”

If I were in Vegas, I’d rather solicit a hooker who leads me to a hotel room to be pistol whipped and robbed by her pimp than listen to that gigantic retard sing. I hear baby Jesus cries whenever Paris opens her mouth. I also hear God kills a kitten whenever you masturbate. Ha, good luck little kitties.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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