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I was bamboozled

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton was earlier seen walking around with a Buddhist monk who TMZ later found out to be an actor named Maxie Santillan. Now, USA Today has discovered that Paris Hilton was in on it and this is all part of an Ashton Kutcher prank show targeting the paparazzi.

Pop Fiction, an eight-episode series, is a prank show targeting paparazzi and gullible media outlets. It’s made with the eager help of stars, who were the laughing stocks of Kutcher’s former MTV show. This time the shoe’s on the other foot, and the series has been kept so tightly under wraps that E!’s own website fell victim to the Hilton hoax and other planted stories that producers won’t yet divulge.

I may have been tricked by Paris Hilton, but I can rest easy knowing that she’s still a retard. And isn’t that all that matters? A sense of superiority over the rich and famous? Without that I’d be just another millionaire playboy banging supermodels on private jets. Instead, I’m a millionaire playboy who bangs supermodels on private jets and is also smarter than Paris Hilton. I’m special.

  • Rev

    I wish people would at least use enough of the cheesy “they let you grab them by the pussy” to remind people he was bragging about the things gold diggers let rich guys do.

  • LegalDementia

    Obama was actually a bigger racist than Trump but the “Nobel Prize Winner” is given a free pass by the liberal media and KoolAid drinking Democrats because he was something new and had to be praised and protected because of his color. His administration was racked with corruption (IRS, State Department, DOJ, FBI, NSA, Benghazi coverup, etc.), race relations deteriorated significantly (Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Dallas, Travon Martin, The Beer Summit, Black Lives Matter, Al Sharpton, Jeremiah Wright, etc.) under useless Barry. He gave us Hillary Clinton, hilariously calling her “the most qualified person ever to run for POTUS!” Together they wrecked the Democratic party for years to come and created racial divisions that may never heal. So when an asshole, pseudo-journalist like Erc Karnes calls Trump a racist…you just have to laugh!

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