PETA and by association, Pamela Anderson, were more than upset when Jessica Simpson decided to wear a t-shirt proudly proclaiming “Real Girls Eat Meat.” PETA wrote a heated missive to Jessica on their blog and now Pamela Anderson has denounced Jessica on a radio show in Australia while promoting her entrance to the Big Brother house. Pamela said:
“I think she is a bitch and whore. Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men. I think it’s healthy, good for your body and good for the environment.”
Pamela Anderson looks like a decaying corpse so her opinion doesn’t count. Not only that, Pamela’s career was based on how high her tits bounced while running on the beach. This is like a retard making fun of Kobe Bryant for choking in the finals.
Regardless, I still like to believe Jessica’s shirt was talking about men and that her publicist wouldn’t let her wear her other shirt that read, “Real Girls Swallow.” Because they do, you know.
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