Amy Winehouse hit St. Lucia (I think?) over the weekend and thought it’d be a fantastic idea to go topless. She was right. It was! In these stunning, low quality (booo), pictures of Amy, you can see her frolicking on the beach with her tits hanging out.
If that doesn’t get you all hot and bothered, The Sun has a video (check it out under the cut) of Amy dancing topless on her balcony. They describe it as “lurching from side to side” which is as apt a description as any.
I’m surprised the cameraman filmed as long as they did. You couldn’t even use the footage if it was me. It’d look like I was reenacting the Blair Witch Project. The only difference being the camera would stop every couple minutes and you’d hear this horrific dry heaving noise out of frame.
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