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Earlier today, Cassie’s computer was hacked by a celebrity Robin Hood of sorts who leaked topless photos of her unto the world. These were taken before she shaved her head and hopefully before P. Diddy wrapped his tongue all over them. They show a topless Cassie and her pierced nipples. If there were any doubts as to the authenticity of these photos, Cassie tweeted:

IT SEEMS THAT SOMEONE HAS HACKED INTO MY COMPUTER…THAT’S REAL FOUL AND EVIL. NOW STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A TITTY BEFORE.

Damn straight. This is the laissez-faire attitude other celebrities should have about nudity. Cassie’s pierced nipples shouldn’t be a big thing. It’s like, whatever. Especially for me, international playboy model. In fact, right now I’m motorboating a famous model’s breasts, but I can’t tell you who’s it is because I’ve been sworn to secrecy and gentleman never talk about these things. It’s Bar Refaeli!

The naked photos here and here (NSFW).

Update 05/07/09 @ 9:00 PM: A supposed third photo of Cassie was leaked (here, NSFW). This one is much different than the other two. Let’s just say she’s showing a lot of patriotism by posing with a bald eagle. I don’t know whether this is fake or not. All I know is that you should be thanking whatever god is up there that there isn’t a naked P. Diddy on top of her decked in shades and breathing laboriously through his mouth.

Update 05/08/09: Cease & desist from lawyers. Had to take it down. IV, however, has yet to take it down. 1, 2, 3

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