Paris Hilton is single

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Remember when Paris Hilton hinted at maybe settling down with her boyfriend of six months Doug Reinhardt? Yea, that’s not happening. Whores don’t settle down. Hilton’s rep told PEOPLE on Wednesday that the fairytale is over.

“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy.”

Turns out the fastest way to a man’s heart isn’t dry humping him all over the dance floor. The good news is at least we won’t be seeing any more of that for a while. The bad news is it’s time to dust off that full body condom now that Paris is back on the prowl.

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