Lindsay Lohan will voluntarliy go to rehab

In a last ditch effort to seem responsible and contrite, Lindsay Lohan has chosen to go to rehab in the next few days. A source says Lindsay will enter a live-in facility outside of LA. According to TMZ, Lindsay has been telling people she doesn’t want this life anymore. Granted, this is Lindsay we’re talking about. She wrote an apology letter on Twitter with the help of two friends and a stack of Jack and Cokes.

Lindsay hasn’t changed. She always says she’s changed but every time it’s just an act to get off easier. Of course she’s going to voluntarily go to rehab. She screwed up and is scared of real consequences. She’s like a kid whose mom swears she’s really going to follow through on taking away his Xbox this time.