Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are Maybe Doing It

I didn’t post this yesterday because TMZ inexplicably took the post off their site leading me to think they confused some blonde haired girl for Rihanna. Then I thought there’s no way LA can be that colorblind that even the paparazzi couldn’t tell a black chick with blonde hair from a white chick with blonde hair. How many black girls are there with blonde hair peeling out from Ashton Kutcher’s house anyway?

Whatever the case, the story is Rihanna was photographed visiting Ashton Kutcher’s house from 1 a.m. to 4 a.m. early Wednesday morning. Supposedly Rihanna was partying at Colony when she got a text and sped off for this late night douche call. No word on what they were doing. My guess is Ashton probably just wanted to sell her on riding on his rocket. Turns out it took Rihanna 3 hours to realize that was a euphemism.