TMZ has learned that the party is over for The Situation. At least until he leaves rehab for his substance abuse issues. Luckily, Season 6 of Jersey Shore will only start filming in summer.
A rep for Mike Sorrentino did not confirm the report but said he “has spent the past several weeks at an undisclosed location for much needed rest and recuperation after his extensive production and appearance schedule.”
Seeing as how Situation isn’t a black ops agent, the only type of people who can stay at undisclosed locations, this is pretty much a confirmation that he went to rehab.
No word on what substance he was abusing but if you ask Snooki and JWoww, they would probably tell you it was “cock.”
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