Today is Lady Gaga day on The Blemish apparently. As previously mentioned, a bodyguard grabbed a camera from a photog who was trying to take pictures up Lady Gaga’s skirt for some sadomasochistic reason.
Now there’s video of her bodyguard choke slamming a fan against the glass after they busted through a revolving door to get her autograph. Judging by how he was writhing on the ground for a couple seconds, Lady Gaga must have Terminators protecting her. Ahh! Someone go to Skid Row and tell John Connor.
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