The ‘TMNT’ Trailer Shows Megan Fox as April O’Neil and Weird Ninja Turtles

Michael Bay’s oft-delayed and controversial new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot has it’s first trailer featuring all the turtles and Megan Fox as April O’Neil. There’s not a steamy shower scene where the Ninja Turtles freak out over seeing a nude silhouette of April O’Neil’s naked body. Weird because nude silhouettes are so hot right now. Also, considering Michael Boy is in perpetual puberty, I would have thought he’d have written it into Megan Fox’s contract.

However, I’m sure a lot of you are going to be wondering what the new CGI Ninja Turtles will look like. The answer is freaky and weird. And why are their eyes blue? Is that in the comics?